nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

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the-gay-of-gay:

dennielcorsi:

emkaymlp:

underpony:

Male problems:  When you wrap a towel around yourself, you don’t have breasts to keep it up

you can keep the towel up by thinking of breasts

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i can’t

(Reblogged from dizzyiszy)

rissalady:

hoe-bana:

Me when I have kids

Hahahahaha

(Source: shaeried)

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(Source: guykneecologist)

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labrinx:

kaylanewell:

i passed this on my bike the other day and it made me feel better and now look here it is again

This is something they don’t teach us. Instead they teach us to lean and rely on people when really we should be holding our own hand. They never told us how to deal with losing loved ones and being left astray. We’re left broken and hurt because we weren’t prepared. We never expected bad things to happen because they never taught us that anything bad would ever happen. They never taught us.

(Source: sediti0n)

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blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

(Reblogged from flowersalsodie)

thelastillwriteofyou:

literally me talking to my friends in public

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(Source: hannahbowl)

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sapphicdalliances:

the world is incredible. there are girls in this world, and there are also dogs. you can put melted cheese on any type of potato.  sometimes flowers grow even when nobody is there to water them. right now on this same planet where we live there are people who are in love with each other kissing each other on the nose. emotions and colours are both things that exist. everything is so great

(Reblogged from fl0wer-g-i-r-l)